Newsflash: Jennifer Garner best thing about her movies.
The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past reviews are out and newsflash says its a hot tranny mess.
Not even wonky hair can save this mess...can it?
Early reviews suggest Angel and Perfect Saint (whom wont return my calls for marriage) Jennifer Garner and Michael Douglas battle against the shit-fest that is Matthew McConaughey in making this movie work.
Not only do people say he sucks a big one, but they actually call him fucking terrible. I mean so dislikable that he rapes this movie of any potential value whatsoever. I always knew this twit-twat was worth a fart in a mitten at best; but Hollywood keeps forcing his as upon us! Quit him people! QUIT HIM.
Can someone please get Jennifer Garner a better agent? I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the goodwill from Alias, 13 Going on 30 and a supporting role in Juno is quickly being depleted with such masterworks as Elektra and now this doodoo. That said, she is in this mess so im there opening weekend.
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