Moomi to make an album about her imperfections
Mariah Carey is many things, but she isn’t perfect. So what’s a girl to do whilst chowing down on her mac’n'cheese? Make an album about it. Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, she truly is a gift from God. According to her twitter, a special update will arrive at 3:27pm, I’m guessing the time after she throws a grammy at one of her maids for breathing. Or maybe because she wants to fill herself up with endless amounts of Mac’n'cheese to cure her 3:30itis.
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It’s just the elastic giving way.
about 1 month ago - No comments
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about 4 months ago - No comments
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Video Post: How did i miss this?!
about 4 months ago - No comments
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about 9 months ago - No comments
FUCKASEDIF9WEFR9WEFWEFNWEFWEF UGH Sorry fans, it’s Mimi here, and my usually glorious composure that I get from my inner butterfly has departed today because that SKANK and TROLLFUCK Toni Braxton is bringing out a new song. BITCH PLEASE DIDN’T YOU GET THE MEMO? No one gives a damn fuck about your beat face any more, go More >
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about 11 months ago - No comments
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about 1 year ago - No comments
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about 1 year ago - No comments
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about 1 year ago - 2 comments
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about 1 year ago - No comments
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Death by Mimi.
about 1 year ago - No comments
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about 1 year ago
It’s not Mimi related, but I’m guessing you will know what’s up with WOKJ? It has been impossible to connect with for days. Have they effed up their server change????
about 1 year ago
hide your IP address. It might be your ISPs problem with the server.