Lindsay Lohan is not Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, or Eva Longoria.
So please make this all stop and leave it to the professionals. Heres Lindsay at her 23rd birthday party. Oh you thought she was older? You mean like 24? 25? 63?
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- You are not Michael Jackson, Lindsay Lohan! Stop that at once!
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- Eva Longoria does tranny swimsuit better
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- Try harder.
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- It’s basically the same outfit, except one of these girls is an emaciated mess.
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