JUST STOP TALKING

JUST STOP TALKING

Katherine Heigl, where did it all go wrong? Oh that’s right, around the time you started opening your fat MOUF.  Yes Hollywood’s #1 Professional moaner is back at again, and this time she’s moaning about having to moan!

On the incredibly arduous and trying task of having to fake an orgasm (which im sure she has to do every night anyway because her vagina died of hate a long time ago) with Gerard Butler, Heigl said.

Oh, my God, it was a nightmare. It was really exhausting — legs dancing under the table and all the tensing-up of the body.
“By the end of the day, I felt like I’d run a marathon. No one wants to orgasm 35 times a day!”
Katherine recently joked that she only likes to work with good looking actors.
“I’ve got it in my contract that I only work with pretty boys,” she said. “My next movie is with Ashton Kutcher. He’s one of the fittest guys I’ve ever seen.”

Yeah i’m sure the sweatshop kids in India are really feeling for you there Katherine, what with their four hour days of pretending to achieve sexual nirvana with an incredibly handsome man. It must be a really difficult test of both your acting skills and an exhausting days work. And by that i mean SHUT UP HO YOU ARE GETTING PAID A ZILLION DOLLARS TO DO FUCK TITTY.

Bitch can speak for herself, I cannot think of a better way to spend my day than to orgasm 35 times. It’s because her brain only proccesses the feeling she gets from SNARK these days that its’ no fun for her. Her clit packed up and left for sunnier pastures (Megan Fox) a couple of years ago now.

In addition, former Knocked Up mates Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow took to Howard Stern to slate her for The Uggs ass Troof; a film which is basically everything Heigl slated Knocked Up as being.  A great moment is Rogen calling her ‘bat-shit crazy’ because that shit is true! In Katherine Heigls world, being deeply unlikable is a very difficult job indeed!