It’s the middle of a woman in the front!!

Rupert Friend admits he was shocked into dropping his fine china when Michelle Pfeiffer started talking about her ass has her ‘fanny’, something which to the British actor means VAJAYJAY. Basically, Michelle Pfeiffer walked around set all shoot talking about things he wanted Rupert to do to her beaver but believing she was talking about her arse. This made Rupert, who is a real lady, blush and giggle.

He explains, “There was one scene where Michelle’s getting a massage and I wanted to hit her on the bum; I asked if I could and Michelle said, ‘Yeah, you can smack my fanny all you like!’ And in England a fanny means a completely different part (of the body)! In America it’s the middle of a woman in the back; in England it’s the middle of a woman in the front!”

Who in America was it that first decided fanny would be an arse rather than a snatch? I think they should have something to answer for, Fanny is clearly a fine name for a vagina, It must be powered and cared for like a true 18th century wench.