PULL! Just kidding, Like most mythical creatures, Moomi, Queen of the Butterflies only emerges at certain times.These times are known as “Buy My Album”  months in Mariahs calendar, they are clearly marked with an orange marker.

The eating months are marked with a green marker and gold butterfly stickers. The purging month with a red marker and images of a sad unicorn with a broken horn.  Moomi Album Season is a time of giving, namely where Mariah gives the world an abundance of LOLS and we buy her shitty albums as a thank you. Anywhore, Mariah is recording the video for her new trash-hit Obsessed.  Basically this song is all about how Eminiem is apparently obsessed with her, a story brough to light ala Gwen Stefani .

Here is Mariah doing her version of Eminiem for the video.

Tyra and Mooms should team up together and they can make a whole series playing dress up and eating. It would be a glorious smash of ego titans and it would end in tears, torn weaves and salsa dip.