Happy Fourth of July
Tomorrow, our lucky American readers will be celebrating their Independence Day. We thought Jessica Simpson‘s rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner would be an appropriate way to forget their are two wars, Perez Hilton getting bashed, an uprising and a military coup happening in our world at the present moment.
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Jessica Simpson is still looking healthy.
about 2 months ago - No comments
And by healthy i mean her titties are so giant that they’ve petitioned for state status and theres a panel of senators masturbating furiously in deliberation. Yes, Here is Jessica Simpson making Jennifer Garner look like an A-Cup and telling Brooke Shields to go back to Vietnam with the other trannies. Not since Mariah Carey More >
Jessica Simpson still isn’t the brightest bulb.
about 5 months ago - 1 comment
Jessica Simpson’s twitter tends to read as 10,000 reasons to stay in school, but I’ll be damned if this girl isn’t savvy with her viewing demographic. Jessica Simpson knows that malnourished women across the world everywhere are a captive audience for the 2 hours a day when they aren’t collapsing or vomiting up their dignity, so that’s More >
Random News
about 2 years ago - No comments
Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky has been arrested and charged with assault, after her and her father had a run-in with America’s Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. All 3 could face jail time in a Caribbean prison. Sounds like a great getaway retreat. Do you think it involved a fat taunt? Cher, Kelsey Grammer, Shia LeBeouf, More >
Jessica Simpson & success: reunite
about 2 years ago - No comments
Hey it's Steffi Aniston reporting from Hicksville, Tennessee and we've just received word that a Jessica Simpson's new single "Come On Over" has just entered the Billboard Country Radio Charts and as expected the Simpson camp has gone wild. It seems Jessica's pursuit of the Deep South has paid dividends. Joe Simpson is delighted and More >
Jessica Simpson makes for a hot arab.
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
In an unfortunate turn of events, Jessica Simpson wondered into the sun last week and emerged alive. A friend close to Simpson, Coco the Clown, said that she was “doing fine” and would be “back to her old self in no time.” Despite being a scientist trained in sunology I have no real explanation for More >
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about 1 year ago
Holy mother of all that is good on this earth. I’ve seen clips of her live performances, but this may have topped them all. 8-|