Ghost of Girlfriends Past trailer
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They could literally cast a plank of wood with abs sketched on in this movie and it’d still work because Jennifer Garner is in it. Jennifer Garner can breathe pure gold and diamond lovedust. Lovedust is what happens when rainbows collide with angels. True story.
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