Frap Deprivation.
If you were wondering why all the local prostitutes and other trailer people emerged from their local diners and howled at the sky shedding a lone tear today it is because Trailer Muffin is in danger!
The National Enquirer (uh) alleges that Trailer Muffin hasn’t been eating right and is working out too much. Apparently she fell on a dancers leg (DEAD BITCH) and somehow in this picture she got kicked in the face.
This reminds me of that time i collapsed on tour. It was really sad, because when i collapsed i fell into a huge sea of wangs and vaginas, and everyone was screaming my name. It was followed with a lot of sexy sex and then I rode home on a unicorn. It may or may not have been reality.
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