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Put this under “My career is sinking faster than the Titanic, so i might as well play the gay card now”. Duncan James, hearthrob of former boyband Blue and general delicious piece has ‘come out’ to the News of the World as bisexual.

A hundred zillion British gays will be fluffing their penis dust over this news.

“I’m bisexual. I’ve been in loving relationships with men as well as women – and I’m not ashamed.” he told NOTW, before also adding “I was living a secret life. I went through a process of asking what the f*** am I?
“Am I gay? Am I straight? Am I bi? That’s why I was so frightened about talking. Now, in my early 30s, I know who I am and I’m proud of who I am. I don’t want to hide anymore.

“I don’t feel I should launch a big comeback with Blue hiding this – I don’t want to go back to the time in the band when I felt I had to keep certain things quiet. I want to be OUT and say I’ve had relationships with men as well as women.”

Apparently Dunkers had his first man-time when his boyband was at the height of its fame in 2001 (frosted tips) and im guessing a gay fan flung his ass at Duncan and instead of him saying “No thanks” he actually said, “Yeah, Alright then” and things spiralled from there on.

Duncan also adds that the tell tale signs included that he was “always very theatrical” and “always loved being on stage”. ZINNGGGG @ Marginalized straight musical theatre guys. Oh wait they don’t exist. Move along. He  has a baby with some chick who is okay with this.

I could have told you this from his reluctance to let FROSTED TIPS die in 1998. The only people who think FROSTED TIPS are still in vogue are miseducated straight men and defiant gay men. Let them gooooo people. Let them goooo like Rose let goooo of Jack after that ho promised him she never would. What? she needed to get hers and a frosty corpse wasn’t going to do the trick for her tingly twat.

“I know most gay guys think, ‘Bi Now, Gay Later’ and maybe one day the thought of being with a woman won’t work for me. But likewise, maybe the thought of being with a guy might be the same. I might want to settle down with a girl to have a family lifestyle. That appeals to me too.

Duncan James saying “Bi Now, Gay Later” might be one of the finer things to come from British pop. In addition, It totally SHOCKS me that all of these men who spent many years of their life dancing and singing could possibly be gay. What is a more hetrosexual thing to do than syncronized arm movements?

Here is some of that delicious sexbomb in pictorial form. Duncan James, i extend an official invitation to CALL ME. I’m waiting by my phone. Actually, im waiting by any phone you call.