Everyone knows that Taylor Swift is the cutest little elf gift from Jesus, Allah and Buddah for humanity before we all die watching that 2012 movie. Carrie Underwood was too busy stabbing fans in the face to get the memo, and whilst hosting the CMA’s she brought out her inner cuntress  to play when her co-host Brad Paisley started queefing praises for Taylor.

Instead of taking the high road (also known as ‘The Beyonce thing to do’) she instead decided that she  needed some recognition, and interrupted him to make the crowd applaud their hosts for the arduous task of awkwardly reading a giant autocue all night whilst cracking stale jokes involving non-existent sexual chemistry. It must be really exhausting looking like a glamorous prostitute and talking all night.  I guess