Britneys' Vagina wishes you a great day.

I should’ve known that with all of the skimpy outfits on The Trailer Park Comes to Town The Circus tour that Britney Spears would fall victim to a wardrobe malfunction at some point, but three shows in is pretty impressive, especially since she was caught on a live mic (!) saying “my pussy is hanging out” after a mysteriously shit performance of Slave 4 U. 
 

Evidently having your pussy hanging out doesn’t lend itself to great dancing.  We are all slaves to Britney’s pussy because it’s pretty big and angry and If i’ve learned one thing in my lifetime it’s that you should never tell the truth. If i’ve learned two things it’s that you should never tell the truth and always be kind to an angry pussy.