America’s Next Top Model is still ridiculous.

March 29th, 2008

"Stacey-Ann was going into these modelling, contrived poses, and I became quite frustrated!" - Russell James

No shit sherlock! She's an amateur fucking model on a television show, what the fuck do you expect? If these hos relaxed as much as all the sluts on this show tell them to, they'd be crapping themselves because their ass muscles would just let the nervous tummy go all the way.

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Highlights for me in this clip are

- The models clapping excitedly when they get a Tyra Mail telling their asses that some of them are getting the axe the next day.

- Tyra's photo. Girlfriend looks like shes dropped a big one and is trying to remember where she left it. Like Somethin' on Flavor of Love!

- Work the pain! Work the pain! THIS GIRL IS DEAD IN THE BRAIN!

- Favour that light. What light is your favourite? Sun light? Artifical light? The broken lightbulb in Tyra's head?

- Da da da da dada UH

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One Response to “America’s Next Top Model is still ridiculous.”

  1. Joelle Says:

    I’m rooting for Whitney personally.

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