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There are things in life that can make you depressed about Hilary Duff's music career. We've had Hilary Duff Most Wanted, and now we have the Best of Hilary Duff. I've never heard a classic pony song in the last five years. Since masturbating with scorpions I think we all want Hilary Duff in our lives, but we also don't like it when people make fun of our friends.
The Best of Hilary Duff is available September 23.
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