Sexy, Beautiful Lies.
June 25th, 2008
Jared Padmefecki or whatever from The CW's Supernatural is super hot. Like, those brothers on that show i'd probably hit harder than i hit the crack den after Alias got cut. But Jared tells pretty lies to make people believe he's just a carefree guy who fell into acting like its some casual effortless thing for him. Of his incredibly buff body he says he keeps it up by eating as much junk as is physically possible.
As a man I am entitled to call BULLSHIT on this issue. If i look at a chocolate donut my ass automatically grows an inch. I love when celebrities say they just kind of have those bodies. Like, yeah, and I just kind of picked up the herpes and the crabs from locking myself away in a monastery! Please sluts, don't let Jareds sexy lie muscles make you believe guys can eat shit and not get fat. We get fat. We do.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Michael!
Hey betch. I found my way back to your amazing website (seriously, why do you not get more comments? You should be more famous than Perez!) after losing the link. I’m sorry boo. Anyways, i’m back!
P.S. I love that you’re breaking out the Alias references like 3 years later. If there ever was any doubt in my mind you hired a substitute writer all you’d have to do is mention Jen Garner and I know it’s you.