You could eat this shit without condiments.
June 29th, 2008I love how at cheap pubs people always tell you where you can get condiments with your order. It's like, hey look, we aren't even charging for ketchup! Isn't that like, crazy generous of us? It's to make up for your food that we are re-heating in the microwave right now I guess.
Anyway the jist of the story requires very little words. Christiano Ronaldo is a serious douchebag and this is probably why i wan't to write postcards from every city in the world we'd do the nasty in to my friends.
Such a postcard might read like this
Hey,
Just to let you know i'm having a great time in Rome, foods good, cultures nice, and Christiano Ronaldos' penis is never limp! On the down time, I like to slip out to do a little fun stuff with Monica Belucci, because if I'm going to be screwing one incredibly hot person completely out of my league, then I might as well pick up some local incredibly hot people completely out of my league on my travels too.
All the best,
Hope your jealous of all the nasty amazing good sex im having in positions I can't even talk about, Can't buy any gifts as I'm too busy just going at it like a rabbit.
Deli Llama.
I need to get laid and it's showing.
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