Xenu’s Scientology Princess
Katie Holmes looked like she's been possessed by Xenu in her latest look that is about 20 years too late. You have to wonder if Tom is doing anything in his power to make her the most undesirable looking thing in the world.
All I see her doing is vacuum cleaner demonstrations for the Home Shopping Network in the next five years. At least that's still better than the Creek.
Image: Just Jared
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