Megan Fox

Megan Fox is fast becoming the B-List version of Heidi Montag. Fiancées that don’t work, on knees looking for that next role, there’s nothing the two tranny-tanned fame whores can’t do. But it looks like Megan might have pulled away, by openly admitting she had fluffy carpet for desert.

The Transformers-star told GQ,

Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided – oh man, sorry, mummy! – that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads”.

I wonder what range of dildoes the Body Shop had that day for her to be there, and as if she’d consider dating a hippie in a white apron. And what about dear-old Nikita, she was named after a whore, so I don’t think Megan went out of her way. I wonder what Nikita looks like? I bet it’s a mini-Star Jones, singing in a french accent as she sings “I don’t want to miss a thing.” But you know our 22-year old Megan, she can’t stop talking.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl – Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerising. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Stop.Right.Now.Thank.You.Very.Much. I’m not going to argue about her fallacious BS, because then further on she goes onto blame Disney for making Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus for making them take naked pictures of thesmselves.  Pretty people are a bit like children, they should be seen, not heard.

[Image = GQ] [Story = Associated Press]