The Unicorn gets a nod.
July 26th, 2008Britney Spears has been nominated for Female Video of the Year at the VMAS for her Piece of Me video. The video was been viewed over 60 million times on youtube before it was removed for unknown reasons (probably because JIVE agreed enough is enough), and all 60 million people are reported to have said "What the fuck is she doing with her hand? Stop trying to make the unicorn happen Britney, the Unicorn is not going to happen!"
The hand Unicorn is just one of a highlights of disaster in this video. I mean, it's better than the Gimme More video, but you could find a dead baby, dress it in a feather boa, attach strings to it and make it do a lively jig and it would still be better than the Gimme More video and also a super viral hit on the interweb. BRB going dead baby searching, im sure Will Ferrell's website would be interested in this content.
July 27th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I lol’ed so hard about the dead baby in a boa line I bulimia’ed myself. Thanks for the weight loss.
July 27th, 2008 at 12:29 am
And lol! Look at the chick on the far right of the picture.
She’s doing The Unicorn wrong! Stupid betch.
July 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
God, the”unicorn” is such a hot mess.
But your dead baby line, really, really, really cracked me up. I want more crack.