The Evil Teefs made her do it!
July 26th, 2008
Miley Cyrus has apologized for basically being a skanky little ho bitch on her youtube account towards Selena Gomez because girlfriend stole her man. Miley can be heard in this audio interview with Popstar! Magazine saying
"If we offended them, we are like, super sorry…At the end of our video we also put like "Go to their youtube" so, like, we were kinda supporting the channel, but also being silly because they were being funny, and thats our thing, being funny."
Miley needs to geT her jail bait shit to CHARM SCHOOL because that is not how a lady apologizes!
Generally, when i apologize for being a bitch, which is never, I like to you know, not act like my bastard behaviour was actually a favour in disguise, and then not-so-subtly suggest they are actually at fault for copying my schtick.
Alternatively, Miley can yank out a toof and offer it to the gods as penance. It's sacrifical, because her teef have hearts and minds of their own!
July 27th, 2008 at 12:21 am
You don’t know how many times I laffed reading this article. So I’ll tell you. I laffed 8 times. EIGHT!