The Buy Madonna some Fucking Clothes foundation.
May 31st, 2008Madge needs to keep the snatch hidden! I've had it with seeing her poor little pooty getting used and abused in her music videos! Why the hell can't she wear black robes again and pretend shes a crow? That way her cleetus call be calm and cool in the dark waters of silence. My eyes and ears don't need this Hard Candy shit.
I think Madonna should hold a fund-raiser for the Buy Madonna Some Fucking Clothes Foundation. Bitch will appear at any given fundraiser ever so it'd figure that ho would turn up to her own. I think it's to do with the gap tooth though. My grandnana always taught me the following things
1. Never trust anyone who isn't white and fair haired.
2. Especially never trust anyone with a gap tooth.
3. Rodents are alive to be murdered and stuffed.
She was a good woman. It's too bad she got that gap tooth from a scooter accident and couldn't go on. A broken heart is almost as powerful as a broken smile.
Wait i need to not see these things because Ginger Spice will write them in a childrens book. I don't trust her and her ginger hair.
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