St. Heidi of Beverly
July 1st, 2008
Heidi Montag is set to record her own Christian album. She's not just the new Madonna , but she's also the new Jesus! Christian prayers have been answered all over the world. I can't wait 'til they start jamming this shit during communion.
She revealed the comparisons she has with Jesus to USA Today.
"…There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me."
… Montag identifies herself as "kind of non-denominational Baptist" and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.
"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God," says Montag, who grew up in Colorado with Holly, brother Sky, 15, and her since-divorced parents, Bill, a rancher, and Darlene, who runs a restaurant with Montag's stepfather.
This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to "feed children and help build things." Cameras will capture their trek, but not for The Hills [...] Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. "As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab," she says.
While we here at LA Deli think its admirable St Heidi & Spencer Douche-Pratt are going to help starving Africans, we just don't think the Africans should be used for personal gain. They've been through enough. Why can't they just do what they normally do? Have a picnic in the middle of Times Square.
[Image: USA Today]
Catch the rest of the USA Today interview here, where she talks about Lauren Conrad & Audrina Patridge.
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