Sorry, What’s the capital of West Africa again?
Paris Hilton, in South Africa, had this to say about the fine continent.
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
I bet that Paris Hilton's head cavity is just filled with tacky feminine products and condoms now. I don't know what the hell she's doing in Africa. There is enough suffering there without the plague of Paris. All of Angelinas hard work at looking concerned for the needy there has been undone already.
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