RiRi disturbs me
I suppose having a song called Disturbia, gave Rihanna permission to give me the hebejeebees. Triceratops discovers her African roots in what appears to be an homage to the video game Silent Hill. I mean if raping mannequins and having tarantulas crawl up my arm makes me feel sexy then maybe I should try it. But instead of a mannequin I use Zac Efron, and instead of tarantulas I use Amy Winehouse's pubic hairs.
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