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July 29th, 2008Katie Price aka Jordan turned up at Matalan in Milton Keynes to buy some new toilet cleaner to inject into her face to promote her fabulous and elegant new line of bed linen.
Matalan is where you go if you want nasty ass jeans and to be coughed on by old hos who will step all over your ass if they see a bargain. The only benefit Matalan has is that each store is the size of a small forest and therefore you can hide away in a quiet corner and cry yourself into a state of relaxation amongst the polyester and piles of bargain flip flops. It makes complete sense, then, that Jordan's bed linen is debuting here.
This bitch will sell anything! As well as admitting she basically doesn't write her novels and i can only hope she didn't really design the Linen either, because I don't want to curl up to snooze in jizz-encrusted crab infested bedware! I also would like to know when she will be designing a range of feminine hygeine products, because Im on a budget this Christmas.
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