Paltrow’s vag blows wind
April 28th, 2008
La Deli's weather report read by Gwyneth Paltrow
Thank You. It's me Gwyneth, child of Satan & mother of fruit. Today is going to be very windy, very windy indeed. My vagina was overexposed today at the premiere for my new movie, Iron Man. Please see it. My husband's new song is shit and I would really like Sweet & Sour Pork for dinner on Friday night. It could be sunny again next week where I hibernate with my Apple & Moses over summer. Anyway thanks, guys! Kathy Griffin your vag smells like fish.
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