O Heidi, O Heidi!
July 13th, 2008
LA Deli's favorite couple St. Heidi Montag of Beverly and Spencer Douche-Pratt are on the hunt y'all. Lauren Conrad better watch what she says this year on The Hills this year, otherwise we might get our very own re-enactment of Romeo & Juliet, instead of using Elizabethan they will be using MTV speak. Here are some examples:
"Romeo totally fucked me up the tampon chute"
"Seriously, NFW! cuz Romeo has been fucking Mercuito on the DL"
"Juliet was washed out on meth, that's why she is laying unconsciously like that, like seriously"
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