News of the week…
The latest gossip news from LA Deli.
- News of Angelina Jolie giving birth was once again false. Jolie is expected to give birth to the "best-genes-ever" twins at the end of the month. But come on Entertainment Tonight, we have more credibilty than you now. Get it right bitches.
- It looks like Madonna & Guy Ritchie are not headed towards divorce after all. They've hired special PR to deal with the chaos surrounding their marriage. It was the same PR rep that said Madonna wasn't buying African children.
- Rihanna has wrapped up production on her new music video for her single Disturbia. We will let you know when Triceratops dazzles us with more goodness.
- Starbucks will be closing down 500 stores. This is sad news for people like Britney, who may need to travel that extra mile for a frap.
- According to various sources, a Friends Movie is in the works. Due to the success of Sex & The City and The Simpsons, expect more classic TV shows to travel across to the silver screen. How on earth can a sitcom with a laugh track be transferred to a feature length movie is some wild shit.
- MTV is considering asking Britney Spears to perform at this years VMAs. Can anyone say DO.NOT.WANT. any faster. But it just goes to show how in-demand Britney is right now despite Blackout underperforming on the charts.
- On a final note, it's Lindsay Lohan's birthday today. Happy Birthday Lindsay from LA Deli. We've compiled a few pictures of your wonderfully-well-proportioned girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
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- Samantha Ronson. When she was hot.
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- DO.NOT.WANT.
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- Lindsay is so lucky.
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- Wow. That was hot.
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- Lindsay posing with her surfboard.
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about 2 years ago
aw, thanks getluv, how thoughtful of you.
even though in america it’s not my birthday yet. you insensitive prick.
and im not a lesbian because i do love this guy tronno who i met on the internet, and sent him a photo of my boobs.
about 2 years ago
Lindsay ur birthday was yesterday.
about 2 years ago
I didn’t know Samantha Ronson looked like Eminem!
about 1 year ago
nis the rihanna
about 1 year ago
coolest song from Rihanna
about 1 year ago
i like rihanna but the song sucks. i mean really…my bro and i always make funna the part that says i dont wanna b a murderer lol