News of the Week
July 13th, 2008Here's a short list of interesting news:
Celebrity
- Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman both gave birth. While Naomi Watts is pregnant with her second.
- Ed Westwick wants to design his own fashion line because that isn't gay at all.
- Ashley Tisdale told MTV that she channeled Gwen Stefani and Fergie in her role in High School Musical 3. So we are expecting Ashley to urinate in a couture dress. Consider my ticket sold.
- Audrina Patridge has moved out of Lauren Conrad's house, this is probably one of the main story arcs for both in the new season of The Hills because I doubt this is really news to most people.
TV:
- Tori Spelling's new show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, recorded the highest ratings for the Oxygen Network in the 18-49 age group.
- Rumours are circulating that Katherine Heigl's Izzie will be killed off this season on Grey's Anatomy. I can't imagine why? If I were the writers I would make her have a sexual relationship with a Perez Hilton look-a-like until the end of her contract, because at the moment they are basically giving her what she wants. They should just make her suffer.
Box Office:
- The Dark Knight is set to break box office records next week, when it officially opens in Australia & North America this week. UK on the 25th of July.
- Mamma Mia! is expected to be a huge hit. With strong box office takings in UK, Sweden, Australia and some smaller countries. It opens in the US on the 18th. Also I strongly recommend this even though it will give you a tick in the gay column.
Music:
- Rehab is the next single from Rihanna that will be released in the UK in August. This takes the number of singles from Good Girl Gone Bad to 7. Despite already charting, Disturbia will not be officially released in the UK at present.
- Dido & Pink both have albums that are nearly completed. Dido's album is set to be released in late September, with P!nk's new album to follow in October. We expect plenty of angst from both artists.
- Ali Lohan says her music is more hip-hop than Miley Cyrus. We don't have much more to say about that piece of information.
And we leave you with Miley Cyrus' very own wet T-Shirt competition. We expect Pedeos everywhere to delete some hard drive space to make room for these new photos.
- My iPhone is old now. But my boobs aren't.
- Hi, I'm showering. And I'm 15.





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