Never enough money for this shit!
April 5th, 2008Calling all crackheads and Flavor of Love failures! Your calling has finally come! Tv has a place for you! And its living with Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag until you inevitably kill yourself after 48 hours, a martyr in the name of reality tv!
Spencer and Heidi are casting for people to "be their friends" since everyone basically wants to see them die horrible deaths. This isn't right. Respect must be paid! Heidi is obviously a feminist icon and people could really stand to learn from a strong woman like her. Learn how to use a douche as a mouthwash that is!
Poor, beautiful, genius Heidi. I guarantee each of her fake tits has a mind and soul of its own. One of them is emo and might massacre the other. Lets be vigilant, we can avoid a tragedy here if we all we all stay aware.
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