My Favourite Christmas Tradition.
No it’s not spitroasting the turkey when no-ones looking, its MooMoo’s Christmas Trips to Aspen!!!
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Yes thats right, as we’ve seen for many years, Mariah is one of the rare rich people who embrace the snow around Christmas, and rich people do this together in a town called Aspen. MooMoo squeezed her fat sausage ass into a red and black lycra and christmastoe combination that makes me eyes weep but my ass miss the sweet smooth feeling only lycra can give. Moom’s also looks beat like a mormon hooker. Moom’s needs to ask Nick to go a little easy on the cum facials because they aren’t working out for her.
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