Moomi sells her talent for a bucket of crisco.

Mariah obviously sold the remains of her voice for a bucket of crisco to get into those dollar store tube dresses! What the fuck is this shit?

MooMi has been getting away with dodgy performances for her new songs for a while, but when she takes a stab at a classic her ass fails with grade Shit- honours. I guess all that whale-speaking she used to do has raped her voice of the ability to talk to sea mammals. Somewhere, a Dolphin has lost it's only friend.

Video courtesy of OHNOTHEYDIDNT.

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