Mimi, No! No Mimi! Thats a bad Mimi!
February 28th, 2008Mariah Carey is on the album promotion season right now. Yes she goes through seasons like a dog, and she probably dry humps Jack too. Just kidding, Jack wears the pants and does that ho right in the pooper! Gross. Anyway, Mimi's album promo season is basically like Christmas because she gives and gives and gives…ridiculous moments of awesomeness. This picture is a classic case of what I call "Scrolldown Stairs to Hell" Because you can gently scroll down and it's all looking okay, but you will reach a point where you know you have reached the layer of satan himself.
And yes, the red hooker platforms are hell, I am so proud of you for getting that one. My readers are smart, like foxes. Foxes are smart until they get run over, eaten by dogs, kicked by thugs, shot by pest control or worn by Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone alone is actually probably going to kill all the foxes on earth. She is the universes way of turning over the circle of life. And by universe i mean the devil, and by the devil, i mean Mariah Careys fugly platform shoes.
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 am
The writing on this blog is terrible. The syntax is all confused and as a result it flattens out the attempted humour. You should write it straight first, see if it’s clear, then go back and put in your little jokes. Just an opinion.