She’s just bein’ Miley
As Miley Cyrus' pubes sprout this week she decided to release some new music. You know, Disney love to prostitute her just as much as her father does.
The song is titled 7 Things. She's doing her best to attract those pedoes I tell ya.
Sounding like Avril Lavinge's wet tampon, it's still pretty good for the part-time nudist.
Ashley Tisdale is going to be so fucked off though. She sent out a statement earlier today: "I hate that fucking Miley. If I see her on the set of High School Musical 3, I will make her get braces. Dumb slut."
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