Miley Cyrus has revealed that she believes she Is the "coolest person ever", would like to be the next Madonna and will not shut the fuck up about Vanity Fair because she is a snaggletoothed publicty whore!

She said: "Madonna always reinvents herself, and that's what I want to do. Whatever comes my way that sounds good, that's what I want to do. Whether it's designing clothes or photography or whatever."

Miley also describes herself as the "coolest person ever" and insists nothing ever fazes her. She added to People magazine: "Really, I think I'm chill. I am very hyper, but I'm very carefree."

Miley was recently forced to apologise after posing in just a blanket in a photo shoot for Vanity Fair magazine. She said: "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologise to my fans who I care so deeply about."

Okay give me the gun, I'm going chipmunk hunting and this bitch is #1 on my radar. I knew a girl who used to call herself the coolest person ever all the time, that bitch killed herself because I told her she was a waste of life every morning. Im lying, she does work in McDonalds now though, and that is not what the coolest person ever should be doing, the coolest person ever should be telling the world her baby bump is actually just a food baby and she is a fat cow.

Ahh Bai Ling. I am glad you are alive to counter the shittiness that Miley Cyrus has brought into public conciousness.