Miley Cyrus overtakes Britney as top Pedo Icon.
April 28th, 2008Miley Cyrus is 15. This is her Vanity Fair cover.
Now I remember back to when I was 15, the girls were sluts then too. Short skirts, boob squishing bras and blouses that showed them off. English Lit was basically a brothel. Some things never change, like child prostitution!
Everyone knows that Miley Cyrus is on the fast track to becoming the next Lindsay Lohan. Miley loves the attention and she actually says stupid-retarded things about how everyone loves her all the time. I don't love you Miley!
Miley's camp are trying to pin the blame for it all on Vanity Fair, as are Disney, who are no doubt pissed off with Miley and will have her vagina sealed for this. Vanity Fair are saying that Miley was totally hyped about the picture and loved it until the backlash.
Meanwhile, the Paedophile Corporations' stock rocketed 284% at yesterday's close on the Dow Jones.A spokesman for the Paedophile Corp said "Miley's Vanity Fair pictures have been very good for business. Not since the days of Britney Spears in a catholic schoolgirl outfit have we seen such a huge jump in our assets."
The recovery comes at a desperate time for the corporation, who had seen signifcant losses recently as Lindsay Lohan, Emma Watson and Hilary Duff all passed puberty.
This shit isn't right and Annie Leibovitz and her lesbo ass shouldn't get away blame free for ending the Hannah Montana brand! She's just bein Miley! And bein Miley means being a child prostitute!
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