Miley Cyrus is still ridiculous and annoying.

Miley Cyrus, please just give up and take up professional myspace posing. Get yourself a VH1 Reality show girl, I'm sure NEW YORK would have you on her show and take great joy and pulling your weave!

I don't buy a 13 year old or whatever age she is signing about relationships and breaking up. When I was thirteen I was still wondering why my peepee made the tingly feeling when i touched it and thought a vagina was a breed of dog.

Miley's new song also fails at teen references, the movie had 10 things, Miley, we know you are a hateful animal inside, im sure you could find 84 things you hate about me, so don't hold back girlfriend, 7 things is a tea party, 84 things is Alanis Morisette doing smack. 

I will not list 7 things i hate about Miley Cyrus

1. Her music

2. Her face

3. Her voice

4. Her penchant for taking pictures of herself for the internet.

5. Her sluttiness. 

6. That she has a lot more money than me.

7. That she is not Heidi Montag.

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