Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan are cheap asses.
January 8th, 2008 
Nicollette Sheridan and fiance Michael Bolton have angered staff at a Caribbean resort by using their celebrity status to get cheap deals. The couple indulged in a romantic get away at the Hotel Taiwana, a luxury complex in St. Barts, but their freeloading antics are said to have sparked outrage amongst resort workers. A source tells the New York Post gossip column PageSix, "He (a hotel staff member) said they were a bloody nightmare. They kept trying to get deals on the room and boat rentals. They wanted a bigger boat. And he (Bolton)'s a vegetarian - they looked all over the island for food to accommodate him."
How dare this hotel complain! Don't they know Nicollette Sheridan needs the grand suite to store her supply of liquidized baby sick to inject into her face? How the fuck do they expect this woman to go on tv without a baby-sick storage facility! Disrespectful!
This leads me to believe that they also have no grasp at the expense of importing baby sick from the malnourished children of an Indonesian village. You'd be bloody thrifty too if every injection cost two babies their lives and Nicollette Sheridan $40 from her own pocket! Thats almost as much as she pays them to keep her on that show! I heard the Bermuda Triangle is moving to the pacific for the time being with that nightmare there. Good plan.
In all fairness though, how hard is it to find food for a vegetarian? Is this hotel even real?
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