Lindsay Lohan tells LAPD to stfu.
Lindsay Lohan has issued a statement saying she is pissed that LAPD Chief William Bratton called her out as a problem cured by the groundbreaking new treatment of loving the snatch.
Bratton claimed that with Britney Spears sane again, Paris Hilton in a long term contact with a man and Lohan bumping flaps with Sam Ronson that the streets of LA are once again safe from pap frenzies.
Lohan fought back by rounding up a group of angry lesbians to pelt his office with burning undergarments. No, actually she just said
"'Police chiefs shouldn't get involved in everybody else's business or their personal lives. It's inappropriate,".
I am so fucking glad I wasn't sipping on coke when I read this trash because Lindsay Lohan using the word inappropriate is funny for a multitude of reasons, primarily because it's Lindsay Fucking Lohan, but also because it reminds me of Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry Diaries.
Some things you will never forget, and in my mind, nephews birthdays are purged to make way for more important things, like Lindsay Lohan's blackberry activities. Life is bliss for me, as you can tell.
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What’s funnier is that the LAPD chief said the same quote to four different local networks. Hahaha.
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