LA Deli’s favorite things
June 28th, 2008You know, fuck Oprah. I have favourite things too, and over the past few weeks there has been some good shit.
One of LA Deli's favorite things at the moment are the reality shows of Denise Richards (It's Complicated) and Dina & Ali Lohan (Living Lohan). If self depricating humor is your thing then these shows are a gift from God. Not since Paula Abdul's, Hey Paula, has there been anything special like this. You know how those folks at E! know how to inflate egos of these "celebrities".
Let's start off with Denise. Now Denise. What is exactly wrong with Denise? Well practically everything, but it can't stop us from admiring just how low she will go for attention. It's Complicated encompasses all kinds of bullshit with pig sex. Something Heidi and Lauren are trying to come up with this season. Honestly, if you're not convinced by the fact that Denise is good at nothing then watch this clip.
Dina & her black sheep (Ali) are another pair of extremely dilusional nutcasses on the brink of eating shit for money. Dina Lohan should honestly take Lynn Spears parenting book from right under her and write a few extra chapters. For instance, leaving your daughter 14 year-old daughter with a strange man you've never met. But it takes two to tango. Lindsay's little sis also seems to be living under some kind of charm, where she thinks she's Lindsay and has [multiple] talent[s]. What is also incredibly ingenious about this show, is how they avoid all mention of Lindsay. In fact, Lindsay is indirectly frowned upon.
LA Deli also recommend thats you get off your ass and see the new action film Wanted. Not only does it look like the most sexiest and stylish action movie of the summer, but according to Rotten Tomatoes, its a good one. And it stars Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy, 2 things you'd bang repeatedly even if you weren't bi.
Release Dates: UK & North America (now showing). France (July 16). Australia (July 31). Germany (September 4).
Stay tuned for more of LA Deli's favorite things.
June 29th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Lol @ Ali Lohan trying to be like “her hero” Lindsay. Except she has no talent. One does no easily forget that travesty “A Lohan Holiday.”
June 29th, 2008 at 8:31 am
dearest dino,
your taste is shiteous as ever.
love always,
snickety snack
(although I did enjoy hey paula)