Kristanna Loken marries a dude, no one buys wedding pictures

You know this shit is seriously when you are a celebrity who has to upload her wedding photos to your official website!  I weep a silent tear for the fame that never was for Kristanna Loken. Kristanna had a fairytale orchard wedding which is posh speak for "Backyard Country Shotgun Wedding". 

Just kidding, this is actually a sweet idea for a wedding, and everything would have been perfect if only Kristanna hadn't insisted on a tea cosy for her head and if only Michelle Rodriguez hadn't been noisily munching rug under her dress! Ruining the vows Michelle! Keep that shit for the trifecta honeymoon.

See the rest of this fug wedding at her official website.

All photos belong to Kristannaloken.net and Barry J Holmes photography.

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