Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline are totally pornstar names.
July 12th, 2008
Angie probably thought she was being classy when she called her new twin kids Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt. However, Vivienne is the name of Julia Robert's character in Pretty Woman, i.e a prostitute, and Knox sounds like something you'd call a penis. A powerful penis, but a penis nonetheless.
Typical Ange has to go and ruin a beautiful moment with ridiculous celebrity baby names. When they get famous they get infested with some sort of disease which prevents them from naming their babies anything that wont see them essentially end up home schooled. It's hot. I wish my mom had gone with her celeb instincts and called me Dildosus Fagina Placento Douchia. My life would have been hot. I could have written a book and had a tv show and shit.
If you want your kid to grow up well, call them that shit and they will seriously have an E! Reality show. Ange snatch needs to go to sleep for a few months now. Sew that shit up and call it a day.
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