Jessica Simpson & success: reunite
Hey it's Steffi Aniston reporting from Hicksville, Tennessee and we've just received word that a Jessica Simpson's new single "Come On Over" has just entered the Billboard Country Radio Charts and as expected the Simpson camp has gone wild. It seems Jessica's pursuit of the Deep South has paid dividends.
Joe Simpson is delighted and he can't wait for Jessica to get home where they will celebrate by urinating on each other and playing Joe's favourite game, "Daddy Does Daughter". Since Joe has sold off Ashlee to the Wentz family back in May, it's been relativey quiet around the household and Joe is really desperate to beat Dina Lohan at the parenting stakes.
In keeping with the country theme, Jessica Simpson will film the music video in an abattoir in New Mexico. It will basically be a "FUCK YOU" video to PETA as she dances around dead carcasses of pigs as a native family from the local Baptist church perform their own version of The Aristocrats.
This is Steffi Aniston, reporting for LA Deli.
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