Is She, Isn’t She? Fuck you MTV.
September 5th, 2008
The gossip world is like a suckling baby and Britney Spears is the teet. Haha, fuck, teet is a funny word. I don't care what you bitches think, im going to take a moment to tickle my nuts to the word teet. TEET! TITTY TEET! TWAT TEETIES! Okay its out of my system now, and I don't know why i made that analogy, but im glad to report that the word teet can safely be used near the name Britney Spears now without people shuddering violently.
Here is a video of Britney looking sizzling whilst rehearsing to a new song apparently called "It's Been a Long Time" which i suppose is correct if you are referring to the duration since Britney Spears was last sane, although no word if it's a new album song, or just a cut track from Blackout, who gives a cat's fart anyway?
MTV are such assholes, they leak this shit to make you watch the VMAs only to find Britney riding in on an elephant or some shit. Everyone will clap ravenously and be like "Oh she is such a brave legend! Look everyone, she's riding an elephant, isn't that clever referential subtlety?! I think so!" and around an MTV table some executives will be giving handjobs to each other for managing to get people to actually watch the VMAs without actually having any interesting performers whatsoever.
Call me back when Britney is taming a bird of prey for a performance. I'd love to see that bird and Brit Brit have a swirling fight to the death over her weave. Brit would win, obviously, she is from the SOUF. She probably cooked rare birds of prey for dinner around the age she was having sex and doing drugs, that'd be around the age of 15 then according to her mother.
Can i just say i was hitting the bottle around a year later than this bitch, so thats no biggy, and most of the sluts i know were knocked up at 15 anyway. I guess thats because i love sluts though.
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