Heidi Montag is amazing and awesome.
March 25th, 2008Heidi Montag is kind of like the slow cousin with ADD and fake tits. I don't have one of those cousins, but I'd imagine that if i did, they'd basically be Heidi Montag.
Anyway, Heidi has got it into her oddly shaped head that she is going to be singer and after she shat out "Higher" she is back to cut the cheese with as new snatch fart of a record called "No More."
I am just so thankful for the vocoder because at the end of the day, an audio corrected Heidi Montag is still preferable to hearing her actual singing voice. Bitch makes Hilary Duff look like Celine Dion. I kind of fell in love with Heidi after she started staging photoshoots on the street with paid paparazzi. That is definitely hot and a good thing to do.
I also feel my appreciation of her is a good example of me venting my inner gay, as I wouldn't touch that cooter with a ten foot cock pole. To celebrate my changed attitude towards Heidi, i've given her her own category. I know she is reading this on her blogroll patrol AM.
WELL DONE HEIDI. KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOUR DOING. I LIKE TO SEE THE WORLD BEING PISSED OFF SOMETIMES.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Heidi Montag is the anti-christ.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Btw, Michael.
I’ve missed you. We should chat.