Heidi Montag has a music video.
February 7th, 2008
Shockingly, it's fucking horrific. I'm not sure quite whats more offensive about the music video. Is it the total lack of all creativity even in the way they've shot it? Is it the Windows Movie Maker editing? Or maybe it's the song itself which is the audible equiv of tearing your balls open and ramming ice-cream scoopers into the offending testies. Heidi needs a fucking testie baguette actually, I'll be sure to send her one asap. Maybe with two balls in her mouth this bitch will shut up and go away!
Fuck it's a sad day when a vapid ho like Lauren Conrad seems like a hero, but she has Heidi Montag and her planet titties to thank for that.
February 9th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I love the fact that you have a section for these doofuses called “non-entities.” Thumbs up!