Heidi is totally the new Madonna.

Heidi Montag has been shocked at accusations that her voice cannot stand up live, and so decided to silence nay-sayers with a live performance in the Gibson Ampitheatre!

And by silence i mean literally, those bitches bled to death from the ears, there is a big pile of dead bitches inside the Gibson Ampitheatre right now and someone needs to clean that shit up because Marc Anthony is performing soon and I have planned to turn up with some foundation and 10 buckets of KJ and forcefeed that skeletor! I am not soiling my white jeans with the blood of dead bitches!

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