Hedi Montag stages candid paparazzi ‘reaction’.
Heidi Montag would suck off a dead donkey if it would get her a front page. No surprise then that Heidi staged a paparazzi opportunity to cash in on the only publicity she's getting – an overwhelmingly negative reaction to the $2 piece of shit music video for 'Higher' she shot. Yes. That's right folks, Heidi is actually 'reacting' to the negative reaction in these images. Too desperate to function! She makes Paris looks classy and elegant. Bai Ling wouldn't even stoop this low!
Fucking love these pictures. I love the random chair she brought with her to the sidwalk. That was a nice touch for authenticity. I feel like the CD is to double underline what the tears are about. It's still not going to get your skanky piece of bony plastic ass in a magazine, mind, but good shot. You've given the internet another reason to LOL at you.
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