Forgot her weave.
April 5th, 2008Britney Spears is making her crazy look like a distant memory these days, and in a shocking move of sanity she stepped out not wearing her rats nest!
Amy Wino was said to be a little sad that shes the only celeb left rocking truly terrible hair. She sent Britney a text message saying
"OI, BRITANY, WHAT R U DOIN U DAFT COW ? U HAF 2 KEEP UR HAIR LIKE IT WAS CAUSE I CANT DO DIS ALONE. PPL WILL FINK I AM A RITE BELLEND! R U STILL CRAZY OR WAT? TEA AND CRACK. WINO."
Britney, not one to turn her back on a fellow disaster, russled a dump truck and sent a clear message to wino that they are still sisters in skank.
Why does no one tell her this isn't okay? Theres obviously people telling her that the fug and crazy is unacceptable. Jamie Spears just needs time. It's like taking weening a baby from the boob. You can't stop all at once or it bites and Brit Brit is sharp in the tooth.
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