A lucky hoe
July 30th, 2008Fergie must be thanking her lucky stars lately as she has just scored a role in the big screen adaptation of Broadway musical, Nine. She will be playing a prostitute, of course, and will be singing next to such great talent, such as, Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench and Kate Hudson. Lucky bitch.
And if that wasn't enough…
Our favourite urinater has also been out and about hoeing herself as usual again. Handbags wasn't enough, so has entered the shoe business where she hopes more meth sluts can take another page out of her book. From what I we can see, the shoes don't seem to be 100% waterproof.
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July 31st, 2008 at 2:43 am
kelsey grammer!
July 31st, 2008 at 5:14 am
i’ll wait until he is ashes before I post about him.
August 2nd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
i loved the prostitute comment.