A lucky hoe

July 30th, 2008

Fergie must be thanking her lucky stars lately as she has just scored a role in the big screen adaptation of Broadway musical, Nine. She will be playing a prostitute, of course, and will be singing next to such great talent, such as, Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench and Kate Hudson. Lucky bitch. 

And if that wasn't enough…

Our favourite urinater has also been out and about hoeing herself as usual again. Handbags wasn't enough, so has entered the shoe business where she hopes more meth sluts can take another page out of her book. From what I we can see, the shoes don't seem to be 100% waterproof.

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3 Responses to “A lucky hoe”

  1. ryan Says:

    kelsey grammer!

  2. Getluv Says:

    i’ll wait until he is ashes before I post about him.

  3. Deli Llama Says:

    i loved the prostitute comment.

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